"Told myself to stop drinking, but I'm not gonna listen to an alcoholic."
Perfect for anyone who enjoys witty humor, dark comedy, and conversation-starting streetwear. Whether you're heading out with friends, hitting a party, or just appreciate clever one-liners, this tee delivers laughs without trying too hard.
Crafted from premium 100% cotton with a relaxed oversized fit, it's soft, breathable, and designed for all-day comfort. The high-quality DTF print ensures the design stays crisp and vibrant wash after wash.
Because sometimes the worst advice comes from... yourself.
